Windowless Reviews: Riverdale 2.13 The Tell-Tale

This week all of our favorite couples started coming together and I loved it!
We pick right back up with Cooper family drama. B has walked in on Alice cleaning up blood from a guy (who we later learn was a drug dealer, who I dubbed Druggie) that Chic killed.
B wants to help and Alice insists she doesn’t. B does anyway and they do things like clean the blood, bleach the floor and hide the body. This won’t give you PTSD, right B?
B is haunted by Druggie so much so that she returns to his body and retrieves his phone. She wants to find out who is, with no such luck.
This leads her to confide to Juggy who wants to help so much so that they get rid of Druggie’s car by dumping it in some body of water (IDK if it was Sweetwater River, a maple swamp left from the Blossoms or what?) #Bughead.
B also becomes fed up with Chic who can only cry when confronted.
The icing on the cake was when we saw where Hal was hanging out these days.
And guess who else discovered this torrid affair: Our fave archery shooting redhead.
Cheryl later confronts Hal ordering him to go back to his family.
She then reveals all to B, like a true friend/cousin.
When Hal returns home, Chic is the only one there. Hal goes wild with suspicion and is so close to finding out the truth, but B runs him out by blackmailing him to tell Alice about his affair if he doesn’t leave.
B and Alice then decide to seek the help of the expert: FP. Yay! This moment!
Also this moment:
Elsewhere, V confronts her parents about Papa Poutine’s death and Hiram lies.
V takes things into her own hands to help her family. First she tried to broker peace between the serpents and her family and it kind of worked, I think . . .
Then she convinced Ciera to step down as Mayor so her parents wouldn’t expose her affair with Sheriff Keller.
And my favorite part: When Hiram and Hermoine realize she did this, V straight up lied! BAM!
Finally, the biggest LOL of the night came when it was revealed the FBI agent Adams isn’t really an FBI- he was Fake LOL!
The surprise: Hermoine had set the whole thing up to test Archie’s loyalty, and he’s ridiculously loyal to them.
She welcomes him to the family and even though he inadvertently sent people to their death (RIP Papa Poutine), Hermonie being the master of this ruse is what seems to scare Archie.

*****Extra Tidbits*****

Remember when Kevin had an episode last season? That was nice but the writers forgot and now he just cameos.
B cleaned the apples with the same cloth she was cleaning blood with . . . and it probably had some bleach on it . . . just give them to Hal.
Alice and Chic were playing clue the night after he killed Druggie. I’ll guess, Chic did it, with lamp in the dining room!
Ciera is going back to her legal roots, which probably means sometime in Riverdale’s future. She probably prosecute a couple of our faves.