Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Riverdale 4.2 Fast Times at Riverdale High

Hello again, everyone! Welcome back! Another week has passed and the season has officially started. Let's get to it!

10. The Time Jump
If you're like me and read all Riverdale news and frequent their subreddit, you heard talk of a "time jump" in the second episode. Yes we had one and no, it was not as everyone made it out to be. The first episode took place in the summer, the 4th of July. Now school has started back. That's it, we skipped a few weeks and that's all. Riverdale always begins with a time jump. We see clips of summer, and start at the new school year! I don't get what all the talk and worry was about . . .

9. Mr. Honey
A New school year brings a new principle, who is a lot stricter with our gang (as he should be), but the problem begins when he tries to butt in after school, when he has no real say so over what they do. He called the police, lying about a noise complaint to interrupt Cheryl's party, where underage drinking was taking place, so that was a good guess on his part, but I get the feeling he's a "no fun" type of guy and they could have been playing pin the tale on the donkey and would have still called the police. 

8. Stone Wall Prep
This week, we were introduced the Stone Wall Prep which is suppose to be some kind of boarding school . . . but they are interested in our Juggy, because of his superior writing skills and knack for occasionally wanting to learn something or better himself. While I understand while a school like this would want someone like Juggy, I can't help but to wonder why now? He's a senior off to college, should this not have happened sooner? PS: Juggy would be a legacy because his grandfather attended. 

7. Reggie's Dad
Holy crap, you guys! Reggie has a story line! I totally expected this to be solved in an episode or two, but they have finally confirmed, while hinting in past seasons, that Reggie's dad hits him. So, to get even, Reggie destroy's his dad's vintage car. Yeah, this will have no consequences. 

6. Kevin Can't Quit the Farm
Kevin tried to make amends with B this week, but only because 30 seconds later, he runs to meet to Fangs to tell him all the info so the farm can stay 10 steps ahead of the authority. In the end, B and her new step-brother, used Kevin to feed info to Fangs to get the Farm's location, but the farm is ready for a battle!

5. V & the Paparazzi 
V is the center of attention, for all the wrong reasons. She spends most of the episode trying to avoid any and all paparazzi that want her to choose a side in the court battle and charges against her parents. Hiram laid blame on her, but V finally gives in to a press conference and pretty much admits all that she did was under the direction of her parents, because you know she's a minor. 

4. Dead Jason
Oh Cheryl, you are my favorite and have always been a little cray-cray, but talking to your dead brother's body, which has to reek of decay by now is just so extreme. Nothing good will come of this and tick-tick until Toni finds her with it, and breaks up, running away from Thistle House. 

3. Cheryl's Revenge
At the end of the episode, we're treated to Mr. Honey finding a giant honey comb/hive on his desk, swarming with bees, courtesy of Miss. Blossom. Love it! How did she get that thing in there though? Is she the bee whisperer. 

2. #Bughead Leaves Class
I love how just as class began, B pulls Juggy out to tell him to accept Stonewall's offer. I'm sure she'll regret this later, but I love how the teacher did not even notice. She's probably use to this by now. If i had tried to pull that number with a friend, let alone by myself, I would have detention so fast my head would spin!


1. The Flash Forward
Finally, we're treated to another flash forward to Spring Break, where Juggy has gone missing! We saw the gang burn his signature beanie, so where is Juggy? (If you have seen the previews, we know, wink, wink)

And that does it for this week. So far, the big overall mystery is what the hell happens during Spring Break, but I kind of miss a big, mysterious bad like Gargoyle King or Black Hood, but maybe we'll get something better! Until next time, stay #RiverdaleStrong !

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Friday, October 11, 2019

Riverdale 4.1 In Memoriam

Welcome back Readers!!!!!!

I'm Shane Lee, here with your Riverdale Review and this season, I am yet again changing up the format of this blog. Instead of straight up long reviews and random thoughts, this year, I thought I'd try a list!

Each episode will have a breakdown of the top 10 moments/things/returns/deaths/whatever crazy they want to throw at us.

Now, this episode was a little different than what we're use to and that's because they finally addressed the real life death of Luke Perry, who was of course Fred Andrews. All things centered around Fred and Archie with the core four helping Archie grieve.

So without further ado:

10. Riverdale Hasn't Celebrated the 4th of July Since Season 1 Because of Jason Blossom
The series kicked off with the murder mystery of Jason Blossom. That year, Riverdale had no big celebration or parade because of the murder, out of respect for the Blossoms. I get this, that is perfectly acceptable. Fast forward three years later and they still have no town celebration because of . . . Jason Blossom. At some point, especially after all of the death this town has seen, things need to return to normal, no matter what remaining Blossoms (sorry Cheryl) think.

9. Josie Gust Starred 
And said nothing. I do not recall a single a line, however, she did sing at Fred's funeral. It was nice to see her, but the other Pussycats . . . still M.I.A.

8. B&V ID'd Fred
I don't blame Archie and they were doing it for him, together, which is how they do things best. It also only makes sense, his girlfriend and the girl next door who borders best friend/love interest would do this for him and it was a powerful moment.

7. Archie's Dream
In true Riverdale fashion, the night after hearing the tragic news, Archie had a dream, where his grandpa, in Riverdale blue/foggy lighting told Archie he's suppose to bring his father home. Having everyone else he knew, both alive and dead waiting was a nice creepy moment, true to the show.


6. Reggie Loans Archie A Hurst
I liked this moment. I know they have an inconstant friendship, but it was still nice.

5. Archie Confronts The Driver(s) of Fred's Hit & Run
I almost thought we'd never know the answer to who struck Fred. Once we did, I was not surprised that Archie confronted the driver. The "surprise" of it really being a teen did not really shock me, but it felt very real and I do love that Archie related to the kid.

4.Fred's Funeral
It was very touching and the words Archie spoke rang so true. At least all major characters (not jailed or on the run) got to pay their respects. V was shocked to find her father paid for it, something I do not want to see thrown back into anyone's face. Let it just be about respect. It was short and simple, as it should have been.

3. Shannon Doherty's Guest Star Appearance
I did not cry until I saw her. She played the pedestrian Fred pulled over to help before being struck by the car. He saved her, thus dying a hero. Those who know the actress before Riverdale and even Charmed know she and Luke played love interests on 90210, so my first thoughts were of course Dylan died saving Brenda. So very well done and something fans know Luke lobbied for (Shannon guest starring).

2. The Parade
This touching scene. They welcomed him back to town and back home. Everyone in town was there, including Cheryl, who abandoned all plans of boycotting any type of 4th of July celebration.


1. The Final Scene
Cue the flashbacks. Archie in the garage, with the jalopy he and Fred fixed up, the insulated walls he made for Archie and his guitar and the final picture as the lights fade to black. In Loving Memory.

There we have this week. While one of the best episodes, this was hard, but we have grieved and can move on. Until Next week, stay #RiverdaleStrong!

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