Monday, March 19, 2018

Riverdale 2.14 The Hills Have Eyes

And we’re back! Hi loyal readers! Riverdale came back and it is not holding back! Holy #Vughead kiss! Hiram continues to be the worst father ever, Cheryl finally opens up about her love life and the show actually remembered it had other characters!
  • So, Hiram may win father of the year in V’s eyes but I don’t know any other father that would suggest a teenage boy take his daughter to a secluded cabin in the mountains by a Lake called Shadow Lake. Hiram did! And even suggested they invite #Bughead
  • While inviting #Bughead, Cheryl overheard and invited herself, only to be told by V it’s couples only.
  • A cabin Lodge-Lodge, (love the name) Juggy receives a call from Cheryl telling him about the #Barchie X-mas time kiss! This doesn’t break #Bughead up but . . .
  • V decides they can only be even if she and Juggy kiss. Juggy and I both agree! The looks on #Barchie’s face as #Vughead became a thing for like 30 long seconds were priceless!


  • B brings out Dark Betty to “punish” Juggy for the #Vughead kiss!
  • The next day, after finding Archie speaking with Andrea, the limo driver assigned to keep an eye on the kids for the weekend, B&V head to town where they meet country bumpkin Cassidy and Archie and Juggy have a nice moment.
  • While playing monopoly, a game V seemed good at, the gang learn that Hiram was also playing monopoly back in Riverdale, buying the trailer park (and taking care of the rent and letting the serpents stay) and the register.
  • This leads to an argument between the couples. Juggy tells Archie what we are all thinking.
  • But V fires back about Dark Betty
  • Then, Cassidy and friends break in to rob the place. He wants to trash the place, by V hits a silent alarm and alerting security, aka Andrea and they take off.
  • Archie tackles Cassidy just as Andrea finds them and “takes care of him!”
  • The end the weekend, our core four is fine, having become closer than ever.
  • Archie doesn’t tell them what happened, but he tells Hiram, of course!
  • Holy Crap, the show remember Josie and Kevin and gave them a story! Albeit, one that should have played out over several episodes but anyway, Kevin and Moose are still kind of having a thing . . . but Moose is also seeing Midge.
  • Josie confronts her mom about Sheriff Keller and Ciera tells her she and Tom are divorcing their spouses for each other.
  • Josie spills the news to Kevin who is not happy!
  • He ends up going to the movies alone, where he runs into Josie who has realized what her actions, to make her mom angry, did  to him and Sheriff Keller.
  • They call their parents to Pop’s after the movie to have a long overdue discussion! #Healthy
  • And finally, Cheryl had a little bit of something to do, aside from ruin the #Varchie and #Bughead weekend: Enter Toni!
  • Penelope blames Cheryl for running Hal off and calls Cheryl a loveless and says she’s anorexic.
  • This has taken a toll on our beloved bombshell, but she has no interest in being Toni’s friend. That is until she ends up at the movie alone with only a cherry cola.
  • Cheryl opens up to Toni about how she once had love. I kid you not, Toni said what we all thinking about who was Cheryl’s great love: Jason LOL!

  • Cheryl once had a bff named Heather who maybe was kind of also her girlfriend but Penelope ruined it for her and ran the poor girl away.
  • The episode ends with Creepy Chic being creepy and possibly jealous of #Bughead!


*****Extra Tidbits*****
  • There is a gay serpent named Fang- have we seen him?
  • I much rather would have been with the peeps seeing Love Simon than at Lodge Lodge.
  • V better watch out bringing up Dark Betty
  • Here’s the thing about #Vughead, I don’t ship them but I am so glad that happened. B pointed out Jugghy and Archie are the only two who haven’t kissed yet out of the quartet. This is will probably happen in some way . . .
  • So are we shipping Cheryl and Toni yet?

That’s all for this week! I really hope Riverdale continues with this use of most , if not all characters. It was a fun change up. Until next week, stay #RiverdaleStrong

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