Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Riverdale 2.19 Death Proof

You guys, it feels like the first half of season 2 again and I love it!! The Black Hood is officially back calling and he’s getting right down to business. Someone got exactly what they deserved and we may have our first true hint of who he is! It’s time to listen to serial killer ringtone Lollipop!
  • This week, Sheriff Keller is on the case and we learn that Ethel was indeed behind the letters Kevin received last week, but it was only because Cheryl was given the role she wanted and she meant no home. Poor Ethel, what bad timing! I can’t handle Barb crying.
  • Our first big story this week was Nick St. Sicko’s return wearing a Balck Hood-ie to get revenge on Archie and kidnaps to hold him for ransom.
  • V goes to her parents who will surely help Archie since he’s in the family now and they were like, LOL NO!
  • After beating Archie up (which let’s be honest he deserved for beating Nick up while he had two broken legs) Nick proposes the V spend the night with him and he’ll release Archie. In reality he plans to kill Archie, but V goes through with it, unaware Nick plans to record them.When V shows up, Archie breaks free, but when he arrives, he is too late . . . V rufied Nick and held him for ransom.
  • She got a cool mill from it.
  • Archie isn’t mad of Hiram for not helping him, he wants to “earn his bones” by killing the Black. (Sigh with me everyone or roll your eyes- whichever you prefer)
  • So Midge’s funeral happened and the vixens wore black . . . cheerleading outfits. Is this really appropriate?
  • Cheryl sang during the opening which kind of makes up for her not being Carrie throughout the musical episode, keywords kind of! Cheryl wants blood and wants demands Sheriff Keller step down.
  • This makes an ally in Hermoine (uhg) who wants to win more votes
  • This also sadly puts Kevin and Cheryl at odds
  • And poor Sheriff Keller is even asked to step down by the deputy mayor which puts his future in the hands of of whoever wins the election. Fred- he stays. Hermoine- he goes
  • Finally, the biggest story of the night. Juggy thinks Chic is the black hood and B first takes up for her brother then decides they need to find out more about him. A visit to the Quiet Sisters of Mercy shines light on the fact that Chic is indeed not a real Cooper. Chic confesses that once Alice turned him away (apparently something that did indeed happen) the real Charles OD on some Jingle Jangle.
  • Chic becomes stabby happy and B is having none of that!
  • Alice runs to her true love to tell him their son is dead!!!
  • B gets a call from the Black Hood, because you know everyone has an upbeat ringtone for their neighborhood serial killer, right? He wants Chic but B refuses while picking up hints to get to the truth.
  • #Bughead learns that Chic killed Charles because . . . that’s what he does.
  • B went dark you guys and once she found out the truth, she gave Chic to the Black Hood. Hand delivered him! (Thus becoming a total accessory to murder-even if he deserved it.)
  • When B returned home and lied to a sobbing Alice, she realised a key person was missing while the Black Hood was most likely killing the impostor that killed her brother and that person is her cardboard father- HAL!!!


*****Extra Tidbits*****
  • Hal does have emotions you guys, he just doesn’t show it in his face!
  • Archie said they are all in danger including V because they all escaped the Black Hood and Archie is WRONG! Those in danger, that actually escaped the Black Hood- Fred, Himself(Archie) Moose and B! The rest of them were never actually targets that escaped him, but let’s be real. He’s killing sinners. None of them are safe, but those four, possibly sans B because he’s creepily obsessed with her should be worried.
  • Oh, and maybe Ethel . . .
  • Did Penelope and Claudius actually leave that easily? Surely not? I mean they were at the funeral.
  • SO, B is starting suspect what I have for a while now. Hal is a contender for the Black Hood and would makes sense, especially for how suspicious and jealous was of Chic. He’s been my pick for a while, so let’s see . . .

The Black Hood is my favorite storyline of Riverdale thus far! It’s so fun and in season three we will have to move on, but I’m going to enjoy it until then (and hope that we don’t lose anyone else important. Maybe he can find Nick St. Sicko next or I’d be okay with Hiram too!) Until next week, stay #RiverdaleStrong!

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