We are back and my oh my how will Riverdale top season 2: How about a crazy cult, an all sorts of Blair Witch-esque monster, and idiot teenage choice? Before all of that let's have some thoughts.
We finally have a timeline: It's the summer before junior year. Maybe we'll have a Halloween episode.
What I did on my Riverdale Summer Vacation: By the gang
- V worked at Pop's running her own place.
- B interned with Lawyer McCoy
- Choni took a cross-country motorcycle trip
- Josie and Sweat Pea had a summer fling (and I was all like Whaaaaaaaaat?)(I'd also ship them.)
- And Archie had a trial for murder that he was framed for.
South Side No more
The South Side Serpents appear to be just camping out because most of them are homeless. Last I checked, the trailer park was still standing . . . Anyway, Juggy had somehow not noticed his beloved dog Hotdog had been kidnapped by the Ghoulies, which of course was all a plan to lure Juggy there, but he brought back up! Cheryl! They rescue the pup but Serpent Queen Penny declared war on the North side.
Archie's Trial:
He's not Guilty. Mistrial. Archie (stupidly) accepts a stupid plea deal against everyone's better judgement.
Other things:
The biggest hit of the night (get it? wink, wink)
Polly has a cult now and Alive has drank the Kool-Aid of (unseen) Edgar by the gallon. Polly also has an attitude and I don't like it.
Kevin wants to make a stupid high school lose our virginity pact with Moose by like Halloween. While I ship this couple, slow down Kev!
I love when Cheryl goes red arrow!
Dilton has been hanging around with Ben, you remember him? Bad News Ben, as in whoever he hangs out with dies. See Grundy and MIA Chic. Apparently Dilton and Ben's D&D like game is real and something called the Gargoyle King is real! So says Dilton. So Juggy runs into the dark woods at night and find Ben and Dilton dead, maybe dead in a worshiping like position, with carvings in their backs.
I believe the cult are behind the mysterious symbols which connects then to the Gargoyle King.
I love that B made up Dr. Glass . . . kind of like George Glass and Polly was all like . . .
Finally! Did they . . . I think they . . . OMG did Riverdale just go full on supernatural with floating babies a Gargoyle King ripped out of the Blair Witch Woods??????? And B had a seizure!!!!
That last five minutes may have changed everything while giving us a tie to Sabrina the Teenage Witch!!!
Do you agree? Sound off in the comment section below and join us next week for more random thoughts! Until then, stay #RiverdaleStrong
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