Riverdale 3.15 American Dreams

So, this week on Riverdale, we're still expected to believe that Archie is some sort of prized fighter when he was stabbed by a kid the week before, we found out who brought the Cooper house, and celebrated the 50 for our fave serpent turned sheriff. 

Exit the Red Paladin 
So Archie had a fight club to cash in all of the kill the red paladin cards that Hiram put ion circulation. Was there any doubt that he'd win? Realistically I would he maybe could have survived 5, but not the eleven. 
Afterwards, Hiram gave him a gym for now and the whole time this scene was going on, I was practically shouting get it in writing! If the gym is Archie's he should have the deed . . . just saying . . .

#Veggie Meltdown
Reggie realized that he was nothing more than a boy toy bar hand for V this week and she acted like he should have know this the whole time. She literally told him that she was the only one who walked on water in her life. Wow. I like V, but that was too much, even for me. So, #Veggie broke up, but at least V has (somehow) made enough money to buy Reggie's car back from Gladys and almost paid her and Hiram off . . .

Mystery Owners Revealed
I probably shouldn't be as surprised as I was to find out that Gladys purchased the Cooper home. I am super glad that the fire only burned one wall and did not burn the massive home down. Would it also be weird if B did live with the Jones in her old room?

#Choni No More
ALong with #Veggie, #Chonie called it quits this week. Cheryl asked Toni to move out (they did live together way too soon) after Toni pretty much refused to revolve her life around Cheryl. After what was a spicy love scene in the speak easy, they're done for now. Which leads Cheryl to declare this year's musical will be The Heathers! (I can't wait)

The Big 5-0!
FP turned 50 this week! Gladys threw him a big party, but because she got on B's bad side, who learned why Gladys is really in Riverdale, B told Juggy all about his mama. When Juggy confronted her, show owned up to her, but warned him exposing her would send FP over the edge. So now, #Bughead has a new objective, to run Gladys out of town!!! 

End Scene

I love this show. It's so much fun! I cannot wait for this musical episode (which is coming a bit earlier this year, yeah?) I just hope they don't forget to reveal who the Gargoyle King is . . .

Until next week, stay #RiverdaleStrong!